Evening
Pulse Reading
£280 one Saturday
A single-day clinic on reading someone else’s App Analytics dashboard without adopting its mistakes.
- Window and clock audit
- Event name red-pen
- One take-home ledger template
- No recorded lectures
Fees
Four desks, none of them a shopping cart.
These figures describe 2026 tuition. Broker Kernelhub does not take payment on this website. If a desk suits you, write to the studio and we will send an invoice by email.
Flagship
Instrument Bench
£1,240 11 weeks
The Cohort Signal Studio seat: taxonomy, identity, retention families, and a defended ledger. This is the programme most people mean.
- Weekly critique seminar
- Anonymised UK app datasets
- Alumni desk for twelve months
- Letter of hours on completion
Pair
Twin Channel
£2,080 two seats
For a product manager and an engineer who must argue in the same language. Both attend Instrument Bench; critique slots are paired.
- Shared taxonomy homework
- Joint ledger defence
- One extra office hour
- Not a company-wide licence
House
Kernel Residency
£6,900 six weeks, on-site
A visiting tutor sits with your UK product squad, rebuilds the event map, and leaves a ledger ritual. Travel outside the South East is quoted separately.
- On-site workshops
- Event dictionary rewrite
- Does not include media buying
- Written close-out only — no software licence
What the fee does not include
Cloud warehouse costs, vendor licences, and paid user-acquisition tools remain yours. VAT is added where applicable under United Kingdom rules. Refund terms live on the refund page.